Here are just a few things I will NOT miss about my future ex,
HIS SMOKING!!! Being lied to about his smoking, and the smoke filled garage. We were always short on cash for necessities but he could always find money for cigarettes and his nasty cigars
Arguing with him about why he doesn't contribute to his retirement
His lying
His wandering eye
Wondering how many other dating websites he is registered at
His BIG talking name dropping habit
His unwillingness to try anything new
His empty promises
Him telling me I am a bad mother
No more being blamed for everything that has gone wrong in our lives
Being ignored while we sit less than 3 feet apart on the couch
His lack of drive and determination
Tolerate his inability to complete home repair projects
Watching him pick at the acne on his face then smell his fingers
Watching him pick his nose then wipe his fingers on his pants or lick his fingers
Hearing him exclaim "Oh yeah" after farting
No more complaining that I didn't thank him for noticing that he did something within 2 seconds after coming in the door
Having to vacuum up toilet paper balls from the bathroom floor from him wiping his ass
No more road rage or texting while driving
No more excuses that all guys look at porn! It's a guy thing isn't an excuse.
Pretending not to be annoyed when he entertains himself on his Porn-phone. He guards that phone with his life.
Hiding his pornography collection
Watching him ignore the kids while he entertains himself on his Porn-phone
Tolerate his mother
HIS SMOKING!!!
Getting updates on having to clip his toe nails
Listen to his whining
Sharing my tweezers with him so he can dig into his face
Begging for him to get off the couch
Listening to him complain about not having friends or hobbies
His preference for store bought presents vs. gifts I made with love for him
Him telling me he didn't know what to get me for a gift, we were together for a LONG time and had no idea of my likes and interests. And then telling me it was insulting to him when I provided him a list of possible gifts
Living off plastic. Good thing I canceled our credit cards.
Credit card late fees!!!
HIS SMOKING!!!
Hearing him complain about not having any money and his insistence to borrow money from my mother
Asking me "Any thoughts on dinner?"
Picking up his dirty clothes from all over the house
His idea of doing the laundry meant decorating the living room with baskets full of laundry or clothes piled on the couch
His inability to make decisions.
Asking me questions any 2 year old could answer
Hearing him make that chewing on his tongue noise when he is concentrating
HIS SMOKING!!!
Repeating myself
Hearing him start off a question with the following, "Well I told you about..." If you know you already told me then why mention it again?
Complaints that I don't buy boneless skinless chicken breasts
Complaining about his crappy used car that HE picked out and just HAD to have
Hearing him complain that I had a 8 year old new car. HE bought me my H2 as a Mothers Day present!
HIS SMOKING!!!
Hearing about how he is not appreciated at his crap job. He NEVER did anything to transfer departments, get promoted, etc.
Hearing about how he is so important at his crap job. I swear if a bird pooped on a window it was an emergency call.
Getting scratched in bed by the talons on his feet
Complaining about not being able to sleep in. We have 4 kids!
DID I MENTION HIS SMOKING!!!
